I think I’m going to start insulting people by saying “you little Dalek”
(Source: muzicgeneration)
Tracks
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
it is unacceptable that i’ve never drawn annabeth chase before
Reblog if You love Narnia
(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
(Source: slothwrestling)
So I may or may not have the most suspicious search history on Google…
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
(Source: peewentz)
At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories.
In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.
the choice is yours
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What I actually say:
I find serial killers interesting.
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What other people hear:
I am a serial killer.
You know what’s the worst? Being a 16 year old girl who loves a famous actor not solely for his looks, but because you truly believe he is talented and devoted and you agree deeply with his message. Because no matter how intelligently and fully you can express that, people will assume you’re just a silly teenager who thinks a famous boy is cute.
THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I STAND FOR.
(Source: ajkbug)
me
(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n)
why do people think the hetalia fandom is cute??
we.. !!
we can be scary if we want!!
yeah!
ah wait
sorry to hurt your feelings
here i’ll make some pasta
