i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
"Best things in life are free"
Bitch stfu One Direction concert tickets are like two hundred dollars
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
apparently not breathing is a thing tonight. thanks body, its not like i needed the oxygen anyways